Run Over Chicken
$9.99
When the chicken doesn't make it to the other side.
- tire tracks
- $1.99
Three Sneeze Pizza
$12.99
Ah Choowey to chew on.
- green stuff
- $2.99
Cities on Flambe'
$6.66
Great White Buffalo freshly killed with bow and arrow by Ted Nugent and grilled over a flaming guitar.
- add M&Ms on the side
- $1.99
- green M&Ms picked out
- $3.99
American boundless dessert
$9.99
From America's northern & southern borders, baked Alaska with Jalapeño ice cream.
- Florida orange juice flavored Washington state coffee
- $1.99
- side of Maine lobster in Hawaïan poi
- $5.99
- Wisconsin cheddar in New Orleans gumbo
- $2.99
Sweet & Salty
$11.99
like chocolate & peanut butter now the ultimate combination of sweet & salty
rock candy coated rock salt.
The Diet Buster
$16.99
like a butter & cinnamon pastrry or the sprinkles on ice cream, now the ultimate combination of fat & sugar to make your cardiologist earn his keep. Deep fried honeycomb.
Hanibal's Mixture
$19.99
Lamb's liver with fava beans. Tastes like chicken.
Frying Spaghetti Monster
$12.99
Believe it or not we've created a monster sized plate of noodley appendages with 2 meatballs and fried it. A favorite with the Kansas State Board Of Education.
Frankenfurter
$9.99
Unknown leftover parts made into a frightenly large green tube of mystery meat & grilled by sending massive amounts of electricity through it.
Ratatouille with Molé sauce
$12.99
Truth in advertising. Named after the meats in it.
Eat E.T.
$6.66
Mystery meat parts comes from parts unknown.
- Area 51 sauce
- $1.99
Alpo
$9.99
Served in a doggie bag.

